evgeniemalkin:

why try and fuck one hockey player when you can be a ref and fuck an entire team

casneedsdean:

accidentallyfuckedurdad:

I C O N I C

hoooooly fucking shit

egberts:

do you ever walk to the beat of your music in public and you think you look really cool but you probably just look like a dumbass

cramp:

snapchat sucks because you get to see all the cool stuff people didn’t invite you to as they do it

lordofthejohnlock:

my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

Bold & Brash
S. Tentacles, 2001

citizen: it's a bird!
citizen: it's a plane!
*superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
superman: it's a metaphor

chuabaka:

textpostsandcats:

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you

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